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"Uncle George, you have to tell us!"

He laughed at the expressions on his little niece's faces.  They were already as much trouble as he and Fred had been.  "Uncle Ron would not be happy."

"But it would be funny."

"Oh, Mols, you are trouble."

"We promise we won't do anything.  We're just curious."

Dominique had not been blessed with the degree of ethereal beauty that her mother and sister possessed, but she had more than enough make it completely impossible to deny her what she really wanted.  George grinned.  It seemed as if his little brother would be mercilessly teased by the next generation of Weasleys as well.  That girly shriek was just too hard to resist.

"Swear on Merlin's wand?"

"We swear."

"All right.  Spiders."

The girls looked disappointed.  "Spiders?"

"Spiders."

Molly snickered.  "Uncle Ron is afraid of spiders?"

"Terrified.  Big, hairy ones and even tiny, leggy ones.  "Now, I have to go open the shop.  You ladies want to come?"

They exchanged a quick glance.  "No, thank you, Uncle George.  We're going to tease the ghoul instead."

He stood up and prepared to Dissapparate.  "Stay out of mischief, girls."

"We will."

Trying to conceal his grin until he was gone, George Dissapparated to his shop.  Maybe he was too old to terrorize his brother, but his nieces were not.

The moment their uncle was gone, Molly turned to her cousin.  "Okay, here's what I'm thinking."

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"Dom, hurry!" Molly hissed.

Dominique ignored her, focusing on popping open the jar and not letting any of the creatures touch her.  She wasn't afraid of spiders, but she didn't like them.  And she wasn't sure if this particular variety would bite.  She vaguely reflected that they probably shouldn't be putting possibly dangerous bugs in Uncle Ron's shoes.  ("They're not bugs," Lucy would say.)

She shook the jar a little harder and three fat, black spiders fell out.  One dead one followed.  They disappeared under the laces and into the crevices of Uncle Ron's right shoe and she darted towards the door, quick as a cat.

"You forgot the jar!"

Dom skidded to a stop and turned to retrieve the evidence, and the pair hurried out the door and down the stairs, Trying not to wake up Rose, who was napping in Aunt Ginny's old bedroom.  They put on their best innocent faces as they pushed the kitchen door open.
"Uncle Ron, will you play Quidditch with us?"

He nodded and slurped the last of his milk from his cereal bowl.  "Get your cloaks, girls.  I'll get the brooms and find Lucy."

"She won't want to go.  She wants to read."

Aunt Hermione, busy supervising the dishes as they washed themselves, smiled.  "Reading is fun.  An Ron, when you go upstairs, could you wake Rose up and bring her down?  It's time for her morning snack."  

Uncle Ron shared a disgusted grimace with his nieces and the three snickered.  

"Your cloaks are on the rack by the back door, girls," Aunt Hermione said as their uncle left the kitchen.  

The girls did not speak as they sifted through the mass of Muggle jackets and cloaks, straining their ears, hoping that it would work.  If all the spiders had left the shoe and retreated to corners of the room, Uncle Ron might never find them and they'd have to devise a new—

"AIIIIEEEEEE!"

"Oh, what is it this time?" Aunt Hermione said, lowering the dishes into the sink.

Uncle Ron ran into the room, white-faced and spluttering, "sp-sp-spider!"

"Where, Ronald?"

He just pointed at the ceiling.

"Your room?"

He practically fell onto a kitchen chair and nodded, and Aunt Hermione left with a sigh.  A few moments later, her exasperated voice floated down the stairs.  "Ronald, it's just a harmless daddy longlegs."

Dom and Molly exchanged confused glances.  None of the spiders they had hidden had been a daddy longlegs.  

Aunt Hermione reappeared, carrying Uncle Ron's shoes and a yawning Rose.  "It's dead.  Put your shoes on, Ronald."

The cousins watched his shoes closely, but no fat, black body appeared.  As they left, following Uncle Ron to the Quidditch field, Dom felt Molly nudging her.

"Next time," she whispered, "We'll find a tarantula.  We can't lose a tarantula."
Okaaayyyyy, so this is my new "ABCs" series. I got the idea from :iconlariren-shadow:. Her series is on the Last Airbender fandom, and it's pretty funny. Most of these will be funny, but a few will be darker, memories of the war and such.

Most of them will be about the Next Generation, but I may throw a curveball. We'll see how things play out.

If you have any ideas, I'd love to hear them, but there are no garuntees I'll be able to bring every idea into it. After all, there are only 26 of these, assuming I stick with it.

Enjoy!!

B is for Bat-Bogey Hex: yellow-tulips.deviantart.com/a…
C is for Crucio: yellow-tulips.deviantart.com/a…
F is for Fight: yellow-tulips.deviantart.com/a…
M is for More: yellow-tulips.deviantart.com/a…
Q is for Questions: yellow-tulips.deviantart.com/a…
S is for Snitch: yellow-tulips.deviantart.com/a…

Yeah, faving without commenting sucks. Don't do it. You comment, I'll send love. Constructive criticism especially appreciated.
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MarauderPrincess Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
This is very cute<3 I always love stories about the next gen as little kids:)
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MagicoffMusic Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awh, really wonderful written story.
It's cool you're doing an "ABCs" series. Good luck with the other ones.
Loved the way you portrayed each and every single emotion and detail. Really well done.
Keep up the great work.
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
thank you!!
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MagicoffMusic Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :).
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TinkerTalker Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Student General Artist
hahahahahahaha, it looks like we have the new trouble makers >:D
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
oh definitely
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TinkerTalker Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Student General Artist
YES!!!!
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Zireael07 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Made me laugh. LOL. Brilliant!
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011
yay!! that is my goal in life
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PseudonymousRMY Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
hee hee, it seems like those kids have an evil mind muahahaha xD
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
omg they SO do. they are the next pranksters
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PseudonymousRMY Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
hahaha poor Ron
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GeorgeWeazly Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011
you shouldn't laugh at ron. the poor guy can never get a break
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GeorgeWeazly Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
IKR. Poor guy. XD
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SkylaStar Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
Haha. This is really funny. :D And I can totally see all them doing all of this. :D
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
thanks!!! i'm glad it's believable
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SkylaStar Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
You're welcome. :D
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Scottie-Bailey Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Can't wait to follow this series!
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
cant wait to write it :)
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Kerwinm12345 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
Hahaha. It seems everyone who comes in contact with George turns out to be a prankster ;P
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
And btw, your icon thing is the most entertaining thing EVER.
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Kerwinm12345 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011
haha, thanks. People tell me all the time that they've wasted large chunks of time staring at it :)
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011
it's kind of awesome.
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
lol, yup! he's a terrible influence
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NikoLeandrosGirl Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
That's adorable <3

yay for Next Gen trouble makers :D
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
hahaha yeeessss
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ChatterboxET Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
A is for Awesome! :D
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
haha yes it is!
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Phictionmaker7 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Professional Writer
hehehe cute
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011
thanks :D
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Phictionmaker7 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011  Professional Writer
welcome!
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SewingDiva142 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Awesome so cool can`t wait to read the rest
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
glad you liked it!!
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helgeke Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
Yess! Uncle George know how to teach the nex generation of Hogwart's terrors :D
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
haha oh yes. filch must hate that shop, right?
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CrazyCairn Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it. :D
..Sorry can't of anything that needs critique. xD
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
lol, hey, i'm not complaining!!
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CrazyCairn Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
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HawktalonJulieTree Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Lol, if i were there i'd make sure to tell Ron my fav fact, "daddy long legs are the most venomous animal in the world, but possesses fangs too short or a mouth too round and small to bite a human, you can eat the legs though!" :)
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
haha i think he might get a heart attack
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HawktalonJulieTree Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
If he gets a heart attack from me telling him that i wonder how he'll react if i eat some in front of him :XD:
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MoonyMina Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
cool one!!

mischief managed!
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
mischief most definitely managed
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chibi-chocolate123 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
lolol :)
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
:D
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chibi-chocolate123 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
XD
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RayLaeAlfori Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
:lol: He he.

Devilish little girls :giggle: Where are the spiders, I wonder?
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yellow-tulips Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
lol i bet ron will find them soon enough
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RayLaeAlfori Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
Yes xDDD I think so too, ha ha.
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